The GTA Blog

Last Drop

2005-09-14T11:53:00.000+06:00

It all ends up there.

Looking ahead

2005-09-14T11:52:00.000+06:00

Lovin' a loan

2005-09-14T11:51:00.000+06:00

Get the money shot you want.

Dick's sounds

2005-09-14T11:49:00.000+06:00

They take all 12 inches, just so you know.

Beautiful Landscapes

2005-09-14T11:46:00.000+06:00

San Andreas is beautiful.

Cam-a-lot

2005-09-14T11:43:00.000+06:00

"Camelot" is "(Arthurian legends) the capital of King Arthur's
kingdom; according to the legend, truth and goodness and beauty
reigned there"

The Bearded Clam

2005-09-14T11:40:00.000+06:00

"Clam" is "Burrowing marine mollusk living on sand or mud" or "a piece
of paper money worth one dollar"

Interesting.

StarBalls

2005-09-14T11:37:00.000+06:00

From a construction centre in Los Santos.

The 'Hostes ads pulverem ferire" roughly translates to "Hosts ads to hurt balls"

Beautiful skull

2005-09-14T11:28:00.000+06:00

From the Strip in Las Venturas

Strain, hard!

2005-09-14T11:27:00.000+06:00

San Andreas Police Department

2005-08-17T19:48:00.000+06:00

"Taking law into our hands"

ARSS

2005-08-17T19:28:00.000+06:00

Abandon all hope ye who enter!

2005-08-17T18:24:00.000+06:00

(Coffin of the guy who's funeral you crash... He'll never forgive you!)

Ballas

2005-08-17T12:54:00.000+06:00

I kill these guys just for kicks.

A policeman from San Fiero

2005-08-17T12:53:00.000+06:00

Life sucks for him.

SubStandard

2005-08-17T12:51:00.000+06:00

A shop for Substandard stuff

Dude!

2005-08-17T12:46:00.000+06:00

The Pink Oboe: Featuring unusable instruments!

2005-08-17T10:16:00.000+06:00

Featuring:

One holed Flutes
[From $99]

and Single Stringed Banjo's
NOW IN

DRIVE THRU Confessions

2005-08-17T10:08:00.000+06:00

Open 24 Hours.

Neat idea. Ideal for the individuals always in the go.

Check out the "confession box" thingy... it has microphones, speakers
and donation boxes and all...

Jazz Mags

2005-08-17T09:59:00.000+06:00

"Pondering your perversions"

Sexy Farmwear for Dirty Girls

2005-07-31T11:15:00.000+06:00

Farmwear for dirty girls! Gotta love Rockstar!
Here's a shot of the shop. And you can see a "ditry girl" on the right.

2005-07-31T11:12:00.000+06:00

Apparantly, they only like Locals.

Books in San Andreas

2005-07-23T17:15:00.000+06:00

Just like it's magazine collection, San Andreas has quite a collection of books.

The one above, I found out was a take on "A Few Good Men." Nice. Posters of its movie are everywhere as well, specially near the cinemas.

Most of these are probably parodies of some real book. I was too lazy to do a research on them, though.

Weddings: $29

2005-07-23T16:53:00.000+06:00

WEDDING CHAPEL
Marriage Information

Everying arranged, including license, for $29

You know, that's kinda cheap. Does people all come to Vegas to get wed?

I'm confused.

Nude & XXX Shop

2005-07-19T20:24:00.000+06:00

Near the docks in Los Santos. Unfortunately, you can't enter it :-(

Cok O Pops

2005-07-19T19:25:00.000+06:00

Came across this in a Las Venturas super store. "Start your day with a mouthful of cok!"

You gotta love Rockstar's sense of humor.

PHAT Clothing

2005-07-14T19:35:00.000+06:00

Check out this clothing store I just ran into.

I like the drmographic they are targetting. And the brand name surely stands out!

It's nice, really. At least some one cares for the fats!

The manequins however have normal people's choths on them.

CROWEX

2005-07-08T17:34:00.000+06:00

Grotti

2005-07-08T17:24:00.000+06:00

Ferrari has been owned.

Rockstar rocks on.

Windy, Windy, Windy, Windy Street

2005-07-07T10:42:00.000+06:00

San Francisco's famous windy street gets a more appropriate name.

They've got crabs!

2005-07-07T08:54:00.000+06:00

Don't go to Seafood Bistro.

Dick Goblin's World of Coq

2005-07-02T10:29:00.000+06:00

"Coq au vin" is "Chicken and onions and mushrooms braised in red wine and seasonings." But you should read it just as it is. World of Cock.

D. Flour's Bakery

2005-07-02T09:51:00.000+06:00

Near the docks in San Fierro is a rather unusal bakery.

If you don't get it, you shouldn't.

Screenshot from GTA 4?

2005-07-01T11:57:00.000+06:00

Kotaku has posted "what may be a screen cap from Grand Theft Auto 4. A reader named Atez found it over on Jeux France, which often has leaked images, but said the site has since removed it without explanation–even in French–so take it with a grain of salt."

Interesting!

Even if it might not be original stuff it looks great. But something tells me that it just could be real. And if it's original it's super great! PS3 at it's greatest!

Hanging by the balls!

2005-06-30T13:45:00.000+06:00

This has to be the best poster in San Andreas!

Love Juice

2005-06-30T13:28:00.000+06:00

With Chunky Bits

Take a look at the text on the side of the box:

Piss in a bottle

2005-06-30T13:24:00.000+06:00

You can buy piss in beautiful bottles or crates. It's also seved in the bars.

Now why would you want to do that?

A visit to the departmental store

2005-06-30T13:16:00.000+06:00

A visit to a departmental store gives some unexpected results. The next posts will be on the nice little products available there.

The Big Pointy Building

2005-06-29T09:24:00.000+06:00

San Andreas's pointiest building has some pretty funny signboards surrounding it.

You gotta love Rockstar's sense of humour.

My Entries to the San Andreas funny shots contest

2005-06-29T09:10:00.000+06:00

There's a soon to be ended contest at Codename GTA forums where you have to post your funniest pictures to win. Here's my entries.

Nice chick!

WHOA! San Andreas is HUGE!

You don't touch her ass!

Lucky day for the bum.

What do you think?

Anti-Social Posters

2005-06-28T19:25:00.000+06:00

These "ANTISOCIAL" posters can be found in a lot of places. The text is not clear enough to be readable, but there picture of the guy is pretty clear.

Could this be someguy who disses "Violence in Games" and "its effect on our children"?

And in this shot, the posters are placed in a building selling video games.

Odd.

More magazines from San Andreas

2005-06-28T18:57:00.000+06:00

Apparantly, I missed some of the magazines kept upstairs in the Johnson House. So, here they are.

Magazines in San Andreas

2005-06-28T11:01:00.000+06:00

Vouge! Undress to impress?

There's some magazine named Elle: Decoration.

Beautiful San Andreas

2005-06-28T10:32:00.000+06:00

San Andreas is beautiful! Here's some of my shots focusing just on how nice San Andreas looks.

Site Launch

2005-06-28T10:17:00.000+06:00

One of the biggest flaws of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, is that it's not a game at all. It's an experience to be had. The (often frustrating) missions exist just to provide context to that experience.

I'll be exploring the wolderful world of San Andreas. And I'll be taking photographs along the way. In this blog I'll putting up all the beautiful and funny pictures I take...

Duh! I'm not really feeling creative right now but I want to have the site launched straight away. I'm going to leave this as it is, and go on with the posts. Maybe later I'll put up something nice and poetic over here. Later.